Harry Potter Magical Wand
» I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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rock-hard-fist-nipples:

gryffinewt:

important otp headcanons to consider

  • who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
  • alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell

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lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

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asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

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» Doing an experiment. Reblog if you have an OTP.

einsteinoflyoko:

evenheroescanbeblind:

guardians-in-the-tardis:

percabeth-is-endless:

derpiest-boy-alive:

If you don’t reblog…

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If you don’t have at least one OTP I don’t know what you’re doing on tumblr tbh

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i even ship ships in fandoms i dont evenn know

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me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky
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